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5 Lent 2020

Three friends were sitting in a coffee shop just making small talk and then one said, “You know, I have been thinking about my death recently.” The conversation suddenly got serious. He went on to say, “Yes, I have been thinking, what I like people to say about me at my funeral.” There was of […]

4 Lent 2020

I heard the other day that they are going to open a new Indian restaurant, called Karma here in Spring Hill. Yes, it is supposed to be beautiful, made in the shape of the Taj Mahal and everything. The only odd thing is when you go in you will not get a menu from which […]

3 Lent 2020

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door. “Welcome to our church! Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely. “The front row, please,” she answered. The usher paused and said to her in a low voice, “You really don’t want to do that, the […]

2020 Lent 2

There is the story of the woman and her husband sitting in their living room reading. The woman says, “This is interesting, it says here that women typically say twice as many words as a men.” Her husband says, “What?” And then there is another story of the husband and wife sitting in their living […]

1 Lent 2020

John Smith was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men […]

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