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2019 Pentecost 18 Proper 23

There were three Florida senior citizens talking about their ailments: The first guy said, “My arms are so weak and shaky I can hardly hold this cup of coffee.”  The second guy said, Yeah, that’s tough.  You know, my cataracts are so bad I can hardly see my coffee.” The third guy said, “My arthritis […]

17 Pentecost 2019 Proper 22

In the Reader’s Digest the story is told of a woman who said, “My husband gave me a beautiful anniversary card that had lovely art and a heart-touching verse. In fact the verse was so touching it brought tears to her eyes and she said to him, “This is the sweetest card I have ever […]

2019 Pentecost 16 Proper 21

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each […]

2019 Pentecost 15 Proper 20

You may have heard the story of the wealthy man who refused to accept the fact that we cannot take our wealth with us when we die. As he began to fail in his health, he had his three closest friends meet with him. He gave them each three hundred thousand dollars in cash and […]

14 Pentecost 2019 Proper 19

The story is told of a man who called the doctor and said rather frantically, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” The doctor replied, “OK calm down, is this her first child?”  No you idiot,” the man shouted, “this is her husband!” In our gospel reading today there was […]

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