relationship with God

Nov
30

2 Easter 2019

Constable Ken and Bob called the police station on their radio. “Hello. We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.”  The Supervisor on duty said, “Well, have you arrested the woman?”  There was a pause, “Uh, no sir. The floor is still […]

Nov
30

1 Epiphany 2019

The story is told about a drunk who stumbled along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to walk down into the water with the people and stood next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?” The […]

Nov
30

14 Pentecost 2018 Proper 16

Jack Benny was known for his penny-pinching and miserly ways. Once while walking home late in the evening he was accosted by a man. The man pulled a gun and pointed it at Benny and said, “Your money or your life!” Shocked, Benny just stood there frozen. Finally, the robber said, “I said, your money […]