Constable Ken and Bob called the police station on their radio. “Hello. We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.” The Supervisor on duty said, “Well, have you arrested the woman?” There was a pause, “Uh, no sir. The floor is still […]
The story is told about a drunk who stumbled along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to walk down into the water with the people and stood next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?” The […]
Jack Benny was known for his penny-pinching and miserly ways. Once while walking home late in the evening he was accosted by a man. The man pulled a gun and pointed it at Benny and said, “Your money or your life!” Shocked, Benny just stood there frozen. Finally, the robber said, “I said, your money […]
